Cupid’s Questionable Life Choices: Pink Sherbet Punch

 Cupid’s Questionable Life Choices: Pink Sherbet Punch

A Valentine’s Day punch so pink it flirts with you first.

Ingredients

• 1 big tub of pink sherbet (raspberry or strawberry — the pinker, the better)

• 1 liter lemon-lime soda (Sprite, 7-Up, or whatever sparkles like your love life)

• 2 cups pineapple juice (for “tropical romance” vibes)

• 1 cup cranberry juice (for color and drama)

• Optional: sliced strawberries, raspberries, or floating heart-shaped ice cubes

• Optional but encouraged (adults only ): a splash of vodka, rum, or champagne

Directions

1. Dump the sherbet into a large punch bowl like you’re committing to the bit.

2. Slowly pour in the lemon-lime soda and watch it foam dramatically — much like love itself.

3. Add pineapple juice and cranberry juice. Stir gently so you don’t scare the bubbles.

4. Toss in fruit if you want to feel fancy and emotionally stable.

5. Spike it if desired, or don’t — this punch is already a lot.

6. Serve immediately while it’s frothy, flirty, and living its best pink life.

Serving Notes

• Best enjoyed with someone you love, someone you might love, or alone while watching rom-coms and pretending this counts as self-care.

• If the punch separates, just stir it again. Relationships take work.

Warning: May cause compliments, nostalgia, and sudden declarations of love for pink foods.