NAPLES, FL — In a bold attempt to keep Florida’s reputation as America’s most chaotic state firmly intact, a Fort Myers woman allegedly added an exciting new item to the Naples-area Waffle House experience: live gunfire.

According to authorities, the woman reportedly discharged her firearm “accidentally” during a heated confrontation — because apparently nothing says “I disagree” quite like pulling out a loaded weapon over bacon and coffee. Miraculously, no one was injured, perhaps thanks to the notoriously bulletproof nature of Waffle House patrons, who have long been rumored to survive hurricanes, 3 a.m. brawls, and questionable omelet specials.

Witnesses described the scene as “exactly what you expect at a Waffle House,” with one diner adding, “Honestly, I thought the bang was just the cook dropping another pan, or someone flipping a pancake aggressively.”

The suspect was promptly arrested, and the firearm confiscated, though the investigation is ongoing. Law enforcement is still piecing together the chain of events that transformed a standard breakfast into a live-action Florida Man meme, but sources close to the matter suspect the cause was either the last order of pecan waffles or an argument over proper grits etiquette.

As for the restaurant, management has yet to confirm whether “Gunfire Special” will be a recurring feature or simply a one-time promotional event. Either way, locals agree: it’s going to take more than a little chaos to scare off the regulars. After all, it’s Waffle House — if you’re not dodging at least one flying object, are you really getting the authentic experience?