🧘🐔 Tampa’s Chicken Yoga: Because Your Downward Dog Wasn’t Humiliating Enough

TAMPA, FL — In the latest episode of Florida, Are You Okay?, a Tampa hotel has unveiled its monthly Chicken Yogaclass — yes, that’s yoga… with chickens… wearing diapers.
Because apparently the only thing missing from your spiritual journey was a poultry sidekick judging your flexibility. 🧎‍♂️🐓✨

🌟 A Sanctuary of Serenity… and Soft Clucking

Participants gather on their mats, ready for enlightenment, stress relief, and—if they’re lucky—a chicken politely sitting on their face during child’s pose.
The rescued birds wander freely, offering emotional support, gentle pecks, and occasional poops (thankfully caught by their couture chicken diapers). 💩🩳

The hotel markets the experience as “mindfulness meets farm life”, which is ironic considering half the class spends their time mindfully checking if a chicken is behind them before transitioning into warrior pose. ⚔️🐥

🧘‍♀️ A Spiritual Connection (or Mild Panic Attack)

One participant reported a life-changing moment during savasana:

“I felt a presence above my head… I opened my eyes and a chicken was staring into my soul. I think she knows my secrets.”
Same, friend. Same. 👁️🐔

Another attendee claimed the chickens provided “a grounding energy.”
Grounding, indeed — nothing keeps you humble like being out-balanced by a bird wearing a diaper.

🐓 The Chickens: Tiny Zen Masters

Let’s be honest:
The humans are not the stars here.
The chickens absolutely run the show.
They strut. They perch. They meditate better than you. They’re basically feathered gurus. 👑✨

One chicken reportedly sat on a participant’s mat for the entire class, offering the kind of serene presence most people pay $300 for at a retreat in Sedona.

😂 Tampa’s Newest Trend?

Will Chicken Yoga spread?
Maybe.
Should it?
Absolutely—if only to make goats everywhere jealous they lost the novelty-yoga crown. 🐐💔

At the end of the session, participants leave calmer, centered, and slightly covered in feathers. A small price to pay for enlightenment, right? 😌🪶

🌈 Final Thought

If your life feels chaotic, stressful, or just a little too normal…
Come to Tampa.
Let a diapered chicken improve your chakras.
Namaste, cluckers. 🙏🐔💫