🌥️🦎 Iguanas Falling from the Sky?! Tuesday’s Wild Weather Hits Florida! 🌴🌧️

Naples, FL — Hold onto your iced coffees, Florida! Tuesday is officially being declared “Cloudy with a Chance of Iguanas Day” by absolutely no one in particular… except for your local news team, who is clearly living for this.

Meteorologists (aka the brave souls who actually watch the sky for a living) warn that clouds will dominate the horizon 🌫️, temperatures will hover somewhere between mildly sultry and unbearably sticky 🌡️💦, and the real entertainmentwill come courtesy of Mother Nature’s scaly little skydivers: iguanas. 🦎⬇️

🐊 The Iguana Threat Level: Orange

According to Dr. Horace Hemsworth, “Florida iguanas are basically airborne mood rings. When the temperature dips below 60°F, gravity says ‘surprise!’”

• Watch out: Trees are basically iguana launchpads.

• Best viewing spot: Anywhere outdoors, but don’t get too attached to your garden gnomes—they’re collateral damage.

• Safety tip: Helmets and umbrellas are optional… but recommended if you want to avoid an impromptu lizard face-mask.

🌴 Local Reactions: As Only Florida Can Provide

• Linda “Cloud Whisperer” McFarlane: “I woke up thinking I might get rained on… instead I got a four-foot iguana landing next to my mimosa. Truly a breakfast to remember.” 🥂🦎

• Naples Garden Club: “If an iguana lands on your rose bush, consider it a free landscaping consultation. Very chic.” 🌹💅

• Officer Todd ‘Sunshine’ Mulligan: “Drive cautiously. We can’t promise your car won’t become a lizard trampoline.” 🚓🪤

🚗 Traffic & Fashion Advisory

• Commuters: Expect delays, sudden stops, and a 63% chance that your convertible will now feature an iguana accessory.

• Outfit Tip: Sunglasses 😎, poncho 🌂, and a stylish iguana-catching net 🥏 (optional but highly recommended for brunch).

🌟 The Takeaway

Tuesday’s weather is exactly what you expect in Florida: chaotic, slightly terrifying, but absolutely Instagram-worthy 📸. Clouds may dominate, humidity may cling to your soul, and yes—iguanas may rain from the heavens.

So grab your umbrellas, your helmets, and maybe a little prayer for your sanity 🙏. Florida is serving up chaos with a side of wildlife, and honestly? We wouldn’t have it any other way.