MARCO ISLAND, FL — In a move that combined civic duty with a healthy dose of self-preservation, the Marco Island City Council gathered this week to wrestle with two proposals so bold—and wallet-shaking—they could have sent even the toughest tax pro running for cover.

Councilwoman Tamara Goehler, the fearless champion behind the idea of electronic tolls on the island’s bridges, faced a storm of public backlash—ranging from fiery emails to the occasional gasp from residents clutching their reusable grocery bags. After some serious soul-searching (and likely a quick peek at her own credit card bill), Goehler heroically withdrew the toll proposal. “I only wanted to make life easier for residents,” she said, reminding everyone that sometimes the heaviest toll is just thinking about tolls.

At the same time, the Council debated a 3% utility fee on electric bills—because nothing says “summer fun” like scrutinizing a power statement. After tense discussion, dramatic sighs, and a few knowing glances across the polished dais, the fee was narrowly defeated 4-3, keeping residents’ wallets intact… for now.

“The people have spoken,” declared one councilmember, raising a single finger for emphasis, “and by people, I mean those who showed up and made enough noise to be heard over the gentle buzz of municipal air conditioning.”

Meanwhile, locals found themselves caught between relief that taxes won’t spike, disappointment that fiscal boldness didn’t carry the day, and bewilderment over why city meetings often rival telenovelas—just with more spreadsheets.

Insiders say the council has “paused” these daring financial experiments for now, but there’s a good chance tolls, fees, or maybe even a modest city surcharge for slow walkers could return down the line—because on Marco Island, the only constant is change… usually at someone else’s expense.

For now, residents are encouraged to savor their fee-free moment, perhaps while sipping artisanal iced lattes and reflecting on the true meaning of civic engagement: show up, shout a bit, then go home and binge-watch reality TV.