🍑 Wrong Beach, Folks! Six Nudists Arrested for Exercising “Freedom” in the Wrong Florida Sandpit 🏖️

FORT PIERCE, FL — Nothing says “birthday celebration” quite like stripping down to your birthday suit… just not at Little Mud Creek Beach. 🙈

This past Saturday, six audacious nudists decided that Blind Creek Beach’s temporary renovation 🚧 was a mere suggestion and that Little Mud Creek Beach was clearly up for a nude takeover. Spoiler alert: it wasn’t.

According to the St. Lucie County Sheriff’s Office, the offenders — who shall forever be known as “the bare essentials squad” — were promptly arrested for flaunting their assets in the wrong zip code.

“While Blind Creek Beach renovations may inconvenience the clothing-optional crowd, it does not grant permission to turn undesignated public areas into a nudist runway,” police said, clearly practicing restraint while imagining the scene. 🧐

Signs now adorn Little Mud Creek: “Clothes Required” (because apparently that wasn’t obvious) and deputies have increased patrols to ensure that the next generation of exhibitionists keeps their pasties on. 🚓👮‍♂️

The six nudists apparently believed geography was a mere social construct, stating that migrating north for some sunbathing was “no big deal.” Meanwhile, locals politely reminded them that freedom has limits — and public indecency laws exist for a reason. ⚖️

After failed attempts at “nudity education” (yes, that’s a real thing), authorities are doubling down: clothing optional only where clothing optional is explicitly allowed. Revolutionary, right? 🙃

So, a friendly PSA: if Blind Creek Beach is closed, just wear a bikini or some pants. Your cheeks will thank you — and so will the local sheriff’s office. 👖👍

Moral of the story: Not all beaches are equal… especially if you like to show off your derrière. 🍑✋